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coffeehoser 

A) one who drinks coffee to the point of excess.
B) amateur connoisseur and/or coffee lover.
C) heavy coffee drinker of Canadian descent.

Origins: Derives from the root word Hoser; central and eastern Canada; northeastern United States. Originally a derogatory term to connote someone as a lush for beer in particular. Developed into a slang, jovial term for a Canadian person based on the stereotype that Canadians drink too much beer.
Usage…

“I pounded two pots of coffee before I came to work today; I am such a coffeehoser.”

-Coffeehoser: “Take off you knob! Stay away from my f***ing coffee! Coffeehoser’s need it to play superior hockey, create burgeoning pop stars, classic comedians, repulse the cold, and little else.”
-Co-worker: Time for a care-frontation, addict!
coffeehoser by Big Cal October 20, 2007
Words you can keep

coffeehouse cheeseburger 

when a girl rubs her piss and shit all over her pissy and you eat/ slurp it all up
dude we were really drunk last night and erica convinced me to give her a “coffeehouse cheeseburger” i regret it

Coffeehouse 

Often found in large cities such as Boston and New York. Mostly college students who are into something such as, Art, Music, Writing, Literature, etc. Found riding bikes around the city, drinking coffee from a local coffeshop. Listen to bands that sound like Nevershoutnever! and other acoustic type bands. Like to wear vnecks, skinny straight jeans, vans, peacoats, and shop at places like Urban Outfitters and American Apparrel.
That guy over there riding his bike to class is so coffeehouse.
Coffeehouse by NAHHHHWAITYAAAAHH November 10, 2010

CoffeeHouseCatastrophe 

Only the best Quotev user to exist.

Uses gore/king/wrath/thorn pronouns currently.

When speaking to gore, address king as "Queen Huxley", if you do not know wrath before /hsrs
If you're seeing this, I love you <3
I believe in Quotev user CoffeeHouseCatastrophe supremacy
CoffeeHouseCatastrophe by Lovesixk August 19, 2022
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