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Cockwash 

A wonderful term that has a very versatile meaning depending on its usage. It can be used as an expletive, adjective, or even a blowjob!
1) “I got a 45 on the test, that’s fucking cockwash”
2) “hey my dick is pretty dirty, I could probably use a cockwash”
3) “you forgot to fill up your car with gas? Are you cockwashing me?”
4) “the doctor just got three crowned. He got fucking cockwashed
Cockwash by sackrel77 January 11, 2020

COCKWASHER 

Someone who washes cocks with their mouth after or before it's dirty or to get what they want
there are lots of cock washers that will wash anyone's cock if it needs a good or bad washing most females talk shit after cocking cock we call these types cockwashers getting head and getting a cock washing at the sametime
COCKWASHER by Our adventures November 1, 2020

Cockwasher 

Shut your fucking Cockwasher
Cockwasher by 6Kes9 January 11, 2009

Cockfished 

When a guy talks about how big his cock is and sends duck pics at a clever angle, making his penis look larger than it is
I had such high expectations from the dick pics. But it was tiny! I got totally cockfished
Cockfished by Barkerdlr January 11, 2017

municipal cockwash 

A remarkably easy woman with margarine thighs, the village bike
Eg. The girl at school who let anyone have a feel for ten pence.

Cockpasted 

Covering a surface entirely with cum
Damn bro, $NFLX got cockpasted this week
Cockpasted by OctagonalDilk April 30, 2022