An sober heterosexual female who becomes excessively affectionate with other women after having had a few too many. Must result in notable behavior to be official.
"Her behavior frightened the junior staff members during the happy hour because she became a cocktail lesbian."
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.