cocktail flu

The "illness" that you have after a full night of drinking; what you tell your boss you have, when calling in sick the next day.

I had to call in with the COCKTAIL FLU after we went out all night and ran the bar out of Jagermeister. Oh, my aching hair!

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Triple fluid cocktail

When you have Anal sex so hard that it produces a combination of blood, semen and poo so you clean it with your tongue.

Justin plummeted Kevin so hard that it resulted in a triple fluid cocktail that he bottled to consume during the day.

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