cockoiuys

minion for cock

minion 1: papaya
minion 2: COCKOIUYS
minion 1: papaya

cockoiuys by fdghmjn, July 20, 2022

cockonuts 

1:) Not just insane but cock-o-nuts insane.

2:) Dick & balls euphemism.

3:) Jim's granny from American Pie 3.

HERMAPHRODITE #1: Dude, why do you have that Sony Playstation 3 up your ass?
DUDE: Because I like it.
HERMAPHRODITE #1:Dude, you're not just insane, you're cockonuts.
DUDE: Thanks.

cockonuts by Sir Bartholomew McTavish February 17, 2009

Coralus Cockius 

The scientific name for a bad case of penile genital warts; so bad, that if looks as if the penis has grown a coral reef.

Aaron: Yo bro, I heard that Miles got a bad case of Coralus Cockius.
Dan: Yeah dawg, its probably because he fucked that fat hoe who broiled her own warts
Aaron: Too bad he aint no BC Baller

Coralus Cockius by A-dawgdizzle December 17, 2009

Cockoisseur 

noun
1.
a person who is especially competent to pass critical judgments about cocks (as in dicks), particularly about size, length, girth, shape, "angle of the dangle", circumcision, or lack thereof.
a connoisseur of cocks.

A prostitute could be considered a cockoisseur since her main job function involves cocks.
A urologist could also be considered a cockoisseur.

Cockoisseur by funnydanigirl May 27, 2018