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a bitch whos looking for some action!1
I walked by this honey and she was looking at me cockeyed... woke up next to her this morning
by beeeyatch March 03, 2003
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When a man looks at another man's cock, he gets cockeyed. If you stare at said cock. You have cockeyes. A contious stare is cockeyed.
A glimpse is a little cockeyed.
I can't help myself from staring, I am all cockeyed at the moment
by aarmistead September 01, 2013
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When a man sitcks his penis in another man's eye while he is sleeping. This is usually done at a beer bash or shindig.
This happened when Dusty Robson(FUCKIN DICK!!!!) did this to me while i slept........I HATE HIM
by REGRETING FALLING ASLEEP!!! March 28, 2005
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When something goes a direction it shouldnt
Cock-eyed refer to the way sometimes a guys cock eye is crooked and the pee comes out sideways
by NotYourGirlfriend,Chris November 23, 2016
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/ˈkäkˌīd/
adjective

A look of confusion.

A look of surprise.
As Darnell elaborately described the theory of gravity, Tom looked at him cockeyed.

"What?" Tom blarted.
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Chuck smacked Jones in the face, as he stumbled back Jones looked back at Chuck cockeyed.

"What the fuck, man?!" Jones hollered.
by Wisdom Raider February 07, 2017
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