cocker man

[phone] call me for fat cock bby

Jennifer: i would like to request for a cocker man
Zach: call [phone]

by cocker man June 27, 2022

Cockerang

A boomerang made out of ones severed penis.

Wait until you reach climax and decapitate your penis from your body. You can blow into either end to fill the penis with air to keep it erect for enough time to use the Cockerang. Then bend it at as right angle.

You now have your Cockerang... you can throw it at unsuspecting pedestrians for pleasure. If you throw it hard enough it can climax in mid air.

The reason it’s a boomerang is because if you do hit someone, there is a very high chance they will return the favour... thus it ‘returns’ to you.

David Hansen: I chopped my dick off and used it as a boomerang

Alfred the Mankiller: Dude... that’s a Cockerang

by Grant Hansen July 1, 2018

Cockerian

A resident of Cockerton in the North of England

Wow look its a cockerian.

by LiveLaughLoveSpanish December 5, 2021

Cockeranus

meaning a cock in your anus, used to refer to a feeling.

My boyfriend broke up with me I feel like cockeranus.

by mybrotherisannoyingx2 June 22, 2011

cockeran

When an individual is riding you so bad that you need Johnny Cockeran to get them to stop riding you.

This chic was on my dick so bad, I needed Cockeran to get her off.

by kb rocks May 9, 2006

cockeran

When an individual is dick riding you so bad that you need johnny cockeran to get them to leave you alone.

Yo that bitch was on my dick so bad I needed cockeran to get her off.

by kb 055 May 9, 2006

cockerman

A sweaty loser who cheats on every single video game that has ever existed in the universe. Studies every single map on Golf With Friends and memorizes every single pixel of every game. The biggest most grimiest cornball alive. He’s kinda sexy but don’t let that deceive you. His mom invented weepa woppa and removed Austin’s gums.

I’m not playing with cockerman, he’s the biggest cheater of all time. Of course he’s using Kapkan

by theaustinhater42069 July 30, 2023