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Cockbush

To stealthily entrap a friend/stranger/relative(?) in a situation whereby you antagonise them over a virtual medium (text, social network, etc.) until they decide to confront you due to frustration and/or the sake of theatrics; in accordance with their response the baiter then surprises the unsuspecting baitee with their emancipated genitalia.

The subsequent reaction to this unabashed exposure on the baitee's part may be subject to a time-delay, depending on the level of tension previously generated before the 'cockbush'.
"My housemate was totes baiting me for a cockbush! He well and truly flashed his dongle in my direction; how sullying."

"Beware that alleyway - cockbushers are known to target those inexperienced in the ways of cockbushing..."

"I cockbushed a total stranger, ergo my prison sentence."
by Phallus in a Pumpkin Patch September 17, 2013
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dicking around the cockbush

dragging ass, moving slow, not being productive, thinking about something other than task at hand
those two bastards are dicking around the cockbush.
by bigdog967 February 4, 2010
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cockpushups

Its were u fuckin lay down flat on the ground and then u let ur boner lift u up off the ground
Ive been doin cockpushups
by Chris B. February 3, 2005
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Cockmush

When you masturbate so hard your penis turns

flaccid and to mush.
Yo Dude I had a tug until I got cockmush last night.
by Hulmeeiscalledspitdick March 21, 2013
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cockbuster

The BETTER name for all Blockbuster stores.
Cockbuster tried to scam me into paying $30 dollars for a video I returned and they didn't scan in.
by AubreyA October 5, 2006
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cock-bush

The pubic hair surrounding one's cock and balls. Generally unkempt, resembling an overgrown bush.

Coined by Dealbreaker.com
He used his notoriously overgrown cock-bush in lieu of a Swiffer.
by CertainSomeone InStamford April 24, 2009
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blockbuster and cockbuster

Girl:"you want to hang tonight?"
Boy:"yeah, how about blockbuster and cockbuster?"
Girl:"blockbuster? What's that?"
by AdmiralArrow March 21, 2016
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