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cock bagel

A penis that is constantly flacid, bent and twisted under the testicles rendering it unusable at all times.
Ryan and Peter suck eacothers cock bagels.
cock bagel by Big Indian July 17, 2003

cock bagel

Vineet: You spelled my name wrong you Cock Bagels!
Peter: Sorry man.
Chris: *starts crying*
cock bagel by Vineet December 1, 2003

cock bagel

Vineet Ghordhandas.
Me: Hey cock bagel!
Vineet: Yes?
cock bagel by Chris and Peter November 21, 2003

cock bagel

Vineet cock bagels himself twice every night.

Cock Bagel

A word used to express feelings of stupidity towards someone who is stupid.
"John is being such a cock bagel today"
Cock Bagel by Ethos Kohancho April 9, 2017

bagel cock 

when one sticks their penis through the hole of a bagel
Can you get me a bagel? I want to make a bagel cock.

Rain drop, drop top, bagel cock.
bagel cock by Dr. Knokkers February 15, 2017
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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