cock-bagel 

A bagel that has been violated out of desperation, or loneliness.
Also used as an insult to someone that is currently pissing you off.

A : Matt has cock-bagels
C : HAH!

or

A : Shut up you cock-bagel piece of shit.
M : Ouch

cock-bagel by Sand E. Titties March 17, 2008

cock bagel

A penis that is constantly flacid, bent and twisted under the testicles rendering it unusable at all times.

Ryan and Peter suck eacothers cock bagels.

cock bagel by Big Indian July 17, 2003

cock bagel

A horribly degrading insult.

Vineet: You spelled my name wrong you Cock Bagels!
Peter: Sorry man.
Chris: *starts crying*

cock bagel by Vineet December 1, 2003

cock bagel

Vineet Ghordhandas.

Me: Hey cock bagel!
Vineet: Yes?

cock bagel by Chris and Peter November 21, 2003

cock bagel

To shiza in your mouf!!!!

Vineet cock bagels himself twice every night.

cock bagel by shiza in your mouf June 17, 2003

Cock Bagel

A word used to express feelings of stupidity towards someone who is stupid.

"John is being such a cock bagel today"

Cock Bagel by Ethos Kohancho April 9, 2017

bagel cock 

when one sticks their penis through the hole of a bagel

Can you get me a bagel? I want to make a bagel cock.

Rain drop, drop top, bagel cock.

bagel cock by Dr. Knokkers February 15, 2017