cock bagel

A penis that is constantly flacid, bent and twisted under the testicles rendering it unusable at all times.

Ryan and Peter suck eacothers cock bagels.

by Big Indian July 17, 2003

Vineet: You spelled my name wrong you Cock Bagels!
Peter: Sorry man.
Chris: *starts crying*

by Vineet December 2, 2003

Vineet Ghordhandas.

Me: Hey cock bagel!
Vineet: Yes?

by Chris and Peter November 22, 2003

Vineet cock bagels himself twice every night.

cock-bagel

A bagel that has been violated out of desperation, or loneliness.
Also used as an insult to someone that is currently pissing you off.

A : Matt has cock-bagels
C : HAH!

or

A : Shut up you cock-bagel piece of shit.
M : Ouch

by Sand E. Titties March 17, 2008

when one sticks their penis through the hole of a bagel

Can you get me a bagel? I want to make a bagel cock.

Rain drop, drop top, bagel cock.

by Dr. Knokkers February 16, 2017

A word used to express feelings of stupidity towards someone who is stupid.

"John is being such a cock bagel today"

by Ethos Kohancho April 9, 2017