Cock Weight

The weight of ones penis.

Fiona: Jerry, how much do you weigh?

Jerry: 10 stone... Hold on are we including cock weight?

If so 15.

Fiona: Jerry, you have a hefty penis.

by Xavier Duck December 27, 2012

cock weight

the excuse given by those accused of being overweight, implying their excess weight can be attributed to a large and heavy schlong.

"mate you're a fat shit"
"nah dude its all cock weight

by Glavič1 April 6, 2011

Clockweight Blindfold

When in a 69 position with a guy on top, and his ballbag drapes over his partners face with 1 duster resting on each eye.

"Colin climbed on top for a dinner for 2, managing to position his balls perfectly on Edna's face for a well executed clockweight Blindfold".

by Woms1 April 20, 2023

clockweights

Synonym for a man's balls, nuts. especially if they are hanging around on a hot day

Mark does not usually wear shorts because he is worried his clockweights will pop out

by the web cohort August 30, 2005

Cockweigh

An insulting term used to describe a useless person, derived from the name of A hypothetical machine used to weigh a penis (of no practical use)

You are a Cockweigh (You are useless)

by N Rawson August 1, 2003

Cockwright

A nigga named cockwright or gets called cockwright is the gayest nigga you’ll meet in your lifetime, also has a huge interest for cock

Damn that nigga a cockwright

by Beaner1245690 October 16, 2020