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cock wash 

when you have to clean up after particularly long, dirty or brutal sex, you have to run a cock wash.
aww man, wait here babe, i got to go run a cock wash
cock wash by jchronic October 31, 2007

Cock Wash 

To wash another with your own wet cock.
1) “I’m gonna wash the shit out of you with my cock.”

2) “You wanna get cock washed you fucking asshole?”

3) “Keep talking like that and you’re about abut to get cock washed.”

4) “The utilities are 2 days days over due and I gotta pay $5.72 for a late fee? You wanna get a cockwashing in the mouth?”

drunk cock wash  

when a girl is drunk out of her mind giving a blow job and right as he cums in her mouth she pukes up a combination of cum and all the alcohol she's pounded the hours prior all over his cock
I was so fucking hammered I accidentally gave Bobby the drunk cock wash . Do you think he'll call me?
drunk cock wash by skcnasty January 10, 2008

combat cock wash 

To hold the end of your foreskin as you urinate, as the foreskin fills to its limit release the skin and urine. Repeat a few times and the end result is a helmet free from smeg.
the combat cock wash is used by british forces in field conditions where there are no showers.
combat cock wash by Rik78 November 16, 2009

Cock Car Wash 

A girl that is blindfolded walks straight, as multiple men swing and dab their penis' on her. At the end, when the hot wax is being used, that is when she gets bukkaked and covered in white man sauce. Then you buff her with your pubes, leaving her shining like new.
Oh man, last night's party was awesome. I can't believe Keri went through with the cock car wash.
Cock Car Wash by Bwhereru April 9, 2010

I'll never wash my cock 

The same as I'll never wash my cheek, except you say this after dipping your dick in a fine piece of ass.
Shee, that bitch was fine. I'll never wash my cock again.