cock trader

(n) One without wit.

I wish Jeff well, but when he posted that black and white photograph of himself looking across the lake, I knew he was a cock trader.

by Josh Wafer January 1, 2009

cock treader

A cock treader is someone who steals girls from another guy, usually (but not always) just to piss the other guy off.

"Dom picked up this hot girl in the club, and was convinced that he staying at her place tonight, but I totally trod on his cock and now Dom is going home alone! I didn't even like that skank bitch!"

Guy #1 "Dude I finally had the balls to ask her out for a drink, and she said yes!"

Guy #2 "Damn shes hot, i might just have to have her for myself!"

Guy #1 "Man you're such a cock treader!"

by MakaveLee December 30, 2008

cock trade

when one wants to trade ones tits with anothers cock vice versa

person one: “hey man i really want to have a cock”
person two: “you wanna do a cock trade?”
person one: “ah hell yea man”

by Beebsy_ January 7, 2023

Cock of All Trades

1. A cock that absolutely all girls crave. Usually large in size.

2. A person who acts like a complete douchbag.

1. Wow, Devin has the greatest cock of all trades I have ever seen. I bet it could write a fifty chapter novel.

2. Tell Devin to stop being a cock of all trades. He won't stop throwing dead fish at me.

by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008

Cocktrade

Any place where the turnover of mostly male employees is so high it becomes known as a Cocktrade.

Example:

Joe: "So you still working for that company?"
Dave: "No it turned into a Cocktrade."

by thelittlebitch1988 September 23, 2016