cock swatter

a women who stops another women from getting laid. also known as twat swatter.made famous by dane cook.

"I tried to take that girl home, but her friend is a total cock swatter."

cock swatter by jabbawoky May 24, 2009

archie slattery's cock 

such a girthy object it's rediculous i swear to god i would do anything for a tug.

Gir1l: I want archie slattery's cock
Girl2: OMG YASSS ME TOO.

archie slattery's cock by willy12369 June 17, 2022

cockswatter 

a female version of a cockblocker. prevents her female friends from getting laid, hooking up, or any action at all. They pride themselves on helping their friends make the right decision, but their friends usually don't appreciate getting cockswatted.

Kay: what do you think about will? Caroline: he's cute. why? Kay: well we're gonna hookup. Caroline: what? omfg don't do it! no! Kay: okayy i won't.... cockswatter! (She then hooks up with the boy, ignoring her friend's useless cockswatting.)

cockswatter by lalalalaimadoitanyways:)haha May 25, 2009