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When someone in a position of authority, particularly at the same place of business, publicly humiliates another of lower status. Makes reference to the direct relationship between one's position on the organization chart and relative size of his (or her) business "cock" of authority.

Joe tried to give the new hot temp a tour around the office, but his supervisor COCK SMACKED him by sending him back to his cubicle, and took over the tour.

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cock smacker

A person acting idiotic ; a homosexual; a stupid person

Jim why do you have to be such a cock smacker.

Pull your dick out of my ass you cock smacker.

Shutup you cock smacker.

cock smacker by OJProductions August 19, 2006

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cocksmacker

1) A person that smacks cocks. 2) A term used to comment on male's mastabatory habit. 3) An insult one uses against people that cause harm or discomfort.

Jim: Dude, did you you know Dave smacks his cock when he masturbates? Bob: What?!? I didn't know he was a cock smacker!

GET OUTTA THE WAY COCKSMACKER!!!

cocksmacker by Nick October 16, 2003

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cocksmacked

the opposite of pussywhipped.

damn it ed,everytime you even ask to go to the store she bitches for the rest of the day. you need to take your balls back and cocksmack that bitch and let her know shes not special. just look at matt, now his woman is cocksmacked, you dont see him asking permission.

cocksmacked by runn141 May 17, 2009

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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