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cock smacked 

When someone in a position of authority, particularly at the same place of business, publicly humiliates another of lower status. Makes reference to the direct relationship between one's position on the organization chart and relative size of his (or her) business "cock" of authority.
Joe tried to give the new hot temp a tour around the office, but his supervisor COCK SMACKED him by sending him back to his cubicle, and took over the tour.
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cock smacker 

A person acting idiotic ; a homosexual; a stupid person
Jim why do you have to be such a cock smacker.

Pull your dick out of my ass you cock smacker.

Shutup you cock smacker.
cock smacker by OJProductions August 19, 2006

cocksmacker 

1) A person that smacks cocks. 2) A term used to comment on male's mastabatory habit. 3) An insult one uses against people that cause harm or discomfort.
Jim: Dude, did you you know Dave smacks his cock when he masturbates? Bob: What?!? I didn't know he was a cock smacker!

GET OUTTA THE WAY COCKSMACKER!!!
cocksmacker by Nick October 16, 2003

cocksmacked 

damn it ed,everytime you even ask to go to the store she bitches for the rest of the day. you need to take your balls back and cocksmack that bitch and let her know shes not special. just look at matt, now his woman is cocksmacked, you dont see him asking permission.
cocksmacked by runn141 May 17, 2009