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cock riding 

Something that Steven does
Random person:hi Steven.

Steven: can I suck your balls while you lick my asshole.

Random person: fuck no that's nasty.

Steven: can I atleast cradle your sack.

Random person: no I hate people that cock ride

Steven: but I love cock riding
cock riding by asdfgvbn July 11, 2010

cock nosed anal raiding ass monkey 

An imaginative insult that you call someone who's really...really...REALLY pissing you off.
Annoying Person: "Your mum's gay and like so are you. Your mum's gay and like so are you. Your mum's gay and like so are you."

Annoyed Person: "Do the world a favour, please shut the fuck up."

Annoying Person: "HAHAHA YOU'RE GAY AREN'T YOU?! YES YOU ARE LOL YOUR GAY YOU GAAY GAAAAAY FAG ASS!!!"

Annoyed Person: "...Shut the hell up you cock nosed anal raiding ass monkey!"

Annoying Person: O_O

cockriding 

Favouring a higher authority so they'll favour you.
Low rank: You're looking amazing today!
High rank: Thank you!

Somebody else: That low rank is always cockriding a high rank.
cockriding by LoserPopculture February 25, 2020

Freestyle Cockriding 

When someone is so proficient at riding cock that it becomes almost like an Olympic sport to them and they freestyle while riding the cock.
Dude Jeremy's sister is such a whore she started Freestyle cockriding me last night.
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countrypolitan 

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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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