cock riding
cock riding by eggclusive May 13, 2005
cock riding
Random person:hi Steven.
Steven: can I suck your balls while you lick my asshole.
Random person: fuck no that's nasty.
Steven: can I atleast cradle your sack.
Random person: no I hate people that cock ride
Steven: but I love cock riding
Steven: can I suck your balls while you lick my asshole.
Random person: fuck no that's nasty.
Steven: can I atleast cradle your sack.
Random person: no I hate people that cock ride
Steven: but I love cock riding
cock riding by asdfgvbn July 11, 2010
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Annoying Person: "Your mum's gay and like so are you. Your mum's gay and like so are you. Your mum's gay and like so are you."
Annoyed Person: "Do the world a favour, please shut the fuck up."
Annoying Person: "HAHAHA YOU'RE GAY AREN'T YOU?! YES YOU ARE LOL YOUR GAY YOU GAAY GAAAAAY FAG ASS!!!"
Annoyed Person: "...Shut the hell up you cock nosed anal raiding ass monkey!"
Annoying Person: O_O
Annoyed Person: "Do the world a favour, please shut the fuck up."
Annoying Person: "HAHAHA YOU'RE GAY AREN'T YOU?! YES YOU ARE LOL YOUR GAY YOU GAAY GAAAAAY FAG ASS!!!"
Annoyed Person: "...Shut the hell up you cock nosed anal raiding ass monkey!"
Annoying Person: O_O
cock nosed anal raiding ass monkey by Metalhead For Life November 7, 2006
cockriding
Low rank: You're looking amazing today!
High rank: Thank you!
Somebody else: That low rank is always cockriding a high rank.
High rank: Thank you!
Somebody else: That low rank is always cockriding a high rank.
cockriding by LoserPopculture February 25, 2020
Freestyle Cockriding
When someone is so proficient at riding cock that it becomes almost like an Olympic sport to them and they freestyle while riding the cock.
Freestyle Cockriding by TheCockDoctor March 18, 2012
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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