Cock Mop 

The term given to a large, bushy, Freddy Mercury style mustache.

Man, look at that cock mop on Dale.

Cock Mop by Snoochie Boochie Man November 13, 2013

cock mop 

This is a woman... or a man that loves to fuck anything anytime! They will go so far as to "mop" the cum off one dick and hit another without missing a beat. They are often seen in porno movies.

Dude, that filthy animal is a cock mop if I've ever seen one!

cock mop by TDP411 February 27, 2008

Mop Cock 

When you're so disformed that your penis looks like a mop, or to the French: an octopus

Yo, jimmy got that mop cock

Mop Cock by jeraldfincklebottom October 24, 2016

Mope Cock 

Derogatory term for someone who is lethargic and overweight. A mope cock also likes to whine about his current situation, yet does nothing to fix it. A mope cock also moves slow and eats incredible amounts of food.

"I saw Big Mark at White Castle last night, what a fucking mope cock"

Mope Cock by Matt December 5, 2003

cockmop

COCKMOP is an acronym for the Church Of Cognitive Knowledge Minister of Propaganda. Basically, the Church Of Cognitive Knowledge believes only what you can have cognitive knowledge of.

A COCKMOP wanted to recruit me for his church today.

cockmop by Bonio05 June 12, 2007