cock kabob 

A sexual feat performed when an exceptionally well-endowed man skewers multiple women at the same time.

I made a cock kabob with your girlfriend and her sisters.

cock kabob by OmarTentMaker March 19, 2008

cock kabob 

Noun. Whereas a guy that gets lots of women to give him blowjobs. A man that women would say has a tasty cock.

Liz: Did you taste Brian's cock?

Amber: Yeah it was like a cock kabob

cock kabob by spltbird July 5, 2003

cockmabob 

Verb;

Cockmabob
Cock-ma-bob
Cockmabobbing

1; When a cop forces a suspect to eat a donut off his penis in exchange for freedom.

2; A popular pastime for fellow officers on a slow shift.

"Let's make this 3 kilos of cocaine disappear with a little cockmabobbing... I prefer jelly."

"Haven't had to shoot any black people today, Sarge, I'm feeling a little bored. How about we do a little cockmabobbing to speed up this shift?"

cockmabob by Kapzter October 3, 2015

Cockabob 

A kabob of cock: sounding with a hooked skewer, then pulling the skewer out with the cock meat attached, then grilling it like a steak, vegetable or chicken kabob.

Hey man, the guys are grilling out tonight--I think a cockabob may be in order.

Cockabob by NuggetAU November 21, 2006

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016