cock hero

A JOI-style video where guys masturbate and attempt to match their stokes to the tempo and last until the end of the song. It's like Guitar Hero, but with an orgasm instead of a high score.

My strokes were way off beat during my last round of Cock Hero, but I still came, so I won anyway.

cock hero by Lizzie Bear Fox December 15, 2013

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Cock Hero

A game where the goal is to fap to a tempo in a porn video similar to the rules of Guitar Hero making the orgasm better and more satisfying, most have levels that forbid you to cum until the end, with every level the tempo increases making it harder and harder not to cum.

Man I just can't make it past level 4 of that cock hero video, THE TEMPO IS JUST TOO FAST!

Cock Hero by ICan'tDecideOnWhatNameIWant October 24, 2018

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CockHero321

He’s usually a retard who hasn’t lost his virginity yet. quite a bummer :/

STOP BEING A COCKHERO321 FFS

CockHero321 by Azzan alali February 23, 2020

prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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