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Cock Gobble 

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While receiving a blow job, the man proceeds to urinate in the throat of his fuck buddy, causing her to scream in distress, which is distorted by the urine, Resulting in a sound which resembles a turkeys gobble.
*Man receives head and then urinates in the girls mouth*

Girl: You mother fuc, bwauh gobble.

Man: Tehehe

*Ends the cock gobble*
Cock Gobble by Brendaon123321 October 8, 2008
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Cock Gobble

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A person who participates in a great deal of oral sex involving the male genetalia. This is usually done figuratively, in order to achieve personal gain, or literally out of pure enjoyment.
Example 1:
He always sucks dick to get promoted... Don't be a cock gobble.

Example 2:
She's eaten a lot of sausage in her day... a true cock gobble.
Cock Gobble by SiL3Nt-J July 16, 2026

Nick Markham Cock Gobble 

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When you wabble your way to a guy awkwardly.
"Hey bro, why did you N.M.C.G over to her?
"What do you mean?"
"Dude, you pulled a Nick Markham Cock Gobble!"

Texas Cock Gobble 

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The act of sucking a man almost to completion while at gun point. Once he is about to finish you bite his cock off as he blows your brains out
Did you see the news article about the guy who texas cock gobbled that ganster?
Texas Cock Gobble by Mac_and_T January 14, 2022

gobble cock 

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a bitch with a huge nose who puts dents in your stomach while blowing you
your ho is a major gobble cock
gobble cock by twisted dick September 4, 2003

Gobble cock 

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Ipswich woman goes by trees are green. Does this for fun
Gobble cock is out having fun.
Gobble cock by Natbatnat99n July 4, 2023

Cock Gobbling 

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People who suck major cock good and hard and usually cock gobbling is followed by cum guzzling
You see that new girl? I heard shes a major cock gobbler

I heard your mom is great at cock gobbling
Cock Gobbling by Josh & Devante` January 18, 2009
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