cock eyed

When a male is getting head the female is cock eyed because she is looking down at the dick while sucking it.

Dick in her mouth, now shes cock eyed.

by Dat Blood February 12, 2006

cock eyed

A general inability to perform physical actions due to a temporary handicap; though all body parts may be included.

Why didn't you hit the volleyball over the net, are your arms cock eyed?

by Jason "godzilla dong" M December 21, 2008

Cock Eyed

A person who cant see straight.

That fence is all over the place, whoever built it must have been cock eyed.

by Matoman February 19, 2017

cock-eyed

1. Someone who is cross-eyed

2. Describing a person's cross-eyed look when a penis is present in between their eyes and they attempt to focus on it.

That bitch seems to be cock-eyed.

by Mr. Slicerz October 13, 2005

cock-eyed

When a girl hangs upside down and you shove your cock in her mouth and your balls hang infront of her eyes.

I cock-eyed your mom last night

by NowThatsQualityTV August 04, 2009

Cock-eyed.

A way of saying something is messed up or went wrong.

1:
Woman:"What's wrong?"

Woman's best friend:"I stubbed my toe, now it's all cock-eyed."

2:
Wife: "Is the new table ready to be brought in?"

Husband:"No, I broke a screw now it's all cock-eyed"

by Kayaluki!!! September 05, 2009

cock-eyed

to describe somone who has focused on too much cock and is slightly cross- eyed, or has one eye looking to the center.

That bitch was cock-eyed!

by Anonymous June 04, 2003