cob on 

Verb: (I think)

Origin: Northern England

Term used to describe the state of being usually referred to as grumpiness or sulking. Aka 'being in an arse', 'having a mard' or just basically being a miserable, pissed off so and so.

Peter: "What's wrong with that stupid bitch?"

Paul: "F*** knows, she's got a cob on"

cob on by Glenn Parington July 11, 2005

Cob on 

Bad tempered mood,

"He wouldn't talk to me as he had a right cob on" or
"She had such a cob on that she wouldn't even put the kettle on"

Cob on by Elizza June 12, 2006

Cob on 

Having a boner or hard on

Sally: has John got a cob on?!

Jane: yeah! How embarrassing in public

Cob on by Xdst33 November 10, 2018

Cob on 

To have a wank or beat one off to a fellow colleague or friend.

or

To have a bonner/ erection for someone or something.

Im going to Cob on

Cob on by JustAManInAWorldOfFun May 11, 2023

Cob On It 

Synonym of the phrase “send it”. To do without regard of consequence or outcome.

Friend “Why are you speeding towards that ramp?”

Me “Sometimes you just have to cob on it.”

Cob On It by 5.9 Magnum V8 October 22, 2018

Cob On The Corn 

When the cob grows on corn instead of vice versa.

Dude, harvest was great this year, i got a cob on the corn.

Cob On The Corn by SkeppsRåtta September 4, 2017

Got a cob on 

Sulking (Leicester/East Midlands)

He's got a cob on because he can't go to the game.

Got a cob on by cbleicester October 29, 2009