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clutie pie

A baked, often foul smelling, version of a clute (Something somewhere between a clitoris and a penis)

A clutie pie can come in an abundance of flavors, and can be found at the local flee market.
Such flavors include:
yeast infection, herpes, tuna, and african sweat.

Usually, cats are very drawn to the smell, and will flock to the clutie pie in question.
"Hey ese, that girl last night turned out to be a total clutie pie"

"A clutie pie?"

"Yea, like a baked clute..."

"Oh really, what flavor?"

"Somewhere between herps and african sweat."

"Oh yummy."

"Yea, but her cats kept trying to lick her while we were doing the deed."

"Oh. Sucks"
by shooot the clute August 16, 2009
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cutie pie

Someone who’s hella cute and you can just describe them as cutie pie. You want to give them the whole world. For you, they’re the most attractive, most beautiful and prettiest human being on earth and they make you happy eveytime they message you.
Tristan is a cutie pie, i love his cute ass.
by anonym12091994 April 2, 2019
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Cutie pie

You.
by Gazorpazorpp November 11, 2018
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cutie pie

1. Someone you like a lot
2. Someone who is pretty and makes you laugh and pokes you every once in a while
by Anonymous May 3, 2003
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cutie-pie

a person who is sweet, cute, and lovable on the inside. Also approaches people in a friendly, and sort of shy manner.
Cutie-pie: "awwe, r u ok sweetie?" (smiles and hugs the person)
by bbyshila August 21, 2007
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cutie pie

what you call someone who is cute and cannot handle expressions of sweetness yet secretly enjoys them. best accompanied by over the top emojis.
Hey, cutie pie.🐻💖
You are a cutie pie.💋👩 ❤️ 💋 👨
Ugly cutie pie 😻💘
by Krkič September 17, 2019
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Cutie Pie

Someone you consider the cutest/most adorable person in the world.
Ivy, your a cutie pie.
by Jacob G-Man April 1, 2009
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