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clutie pie 

A baked, often foul smelling, version of a clute (Something somewhere between a clitoris and a penis)

A clutie pie can come in an abundance of flavors, and can be found at the local flee market.
Such flavors include:
yeast infection, herpes, tuna, and african sweat.

Usually, cats are very drawn to the smell, and will flock to the clutie pie in question.
"Hey ese, that girl last night turned out to be a total clutie pie"

"A clutie pie?"

"Yea, like a baked clute..."

"Oh really, what flavor?"

"Somewhere between herps and african sweat."

"Oh yummy."

"Yea, but her cats kept trying to lick her while we were doing the deed."

"Oh. Sucks"
clutie pie by shooot the clute August 16, 2009
Words you can keep

cutie pie 

Someone who’s hella cute and you can just describe them as cutie pie. You want to give them the whole world. For you, they’re the most attractive, most beautiful and prettiest human being on earth and they make you happy eveytime they message you.
Tristan is a cutie pie, i love his cute ass.
cutie pie by anonym12091994 April 2, 2019

Cutie pie 

You.
Damn u sucha cutie pie!
Cutie pie by Gazorpazorpp November 11, 2018

cutie pie 

1. Someone you like a lot
2. Someone who is pretty and makes you laugh and pokes you every once in a while
The girl I like is my cutie pie.
cutie pie by Anonymous May 3, 2003
a person who is sweet, cute, and lovable on the inside. Also approaches people in a friendly, and sort of shy manner.
Cutie-pie: "awwe, r u ok sweetie?" (smiles and hugs the person)
cutie-pie by bbyshila August 21, 2007

cutie pie 

what you call someone who is cute and cannot handle expressions of sweetness yet secretly enjoys them. best accompanied by over the top emojis.
Hey, cutie pie.🐻💖
You are a cutie pie.💋👩 ❤️ 💋 👨
Ugly cutie pie 😻💘
cutie pie by Krkič September 17, 2019

Cutie Pie 

Someone you consider the cutest/most adorable person in the world.
Ivy, your a cutie pie.

Cutie Pie by Jacob G-Man April 1, 2009
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