1) someone whos screwed up in a LOT of ways
2) a really complicated, bad situation
1) wow. ive seen some screwed up people in my time, but she is a class A clusterfuck.
2) oh god this could turn into a bit of a clusterfuck if we dont do something now.
by PiixieLou October 29, 2008
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Multiple negative events happening in a short period of time i.e. an hour.
I was just fired from my job, and on my way home I was in an accident that was totally my fault. Then I was hit by another car while figuring out the details. Today is just a clusterfuck kinda day.
by lh_photographer September 24, 2010
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The actions and disorganization of President Trump have been a real clusterfuck.
by TruePatriot2017 February 4, 2017
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(Verb) When someone crashes a whole set of connected computers simultaneously.
Dick just ran his simulation on the school server and clusterfucked the whole schools' server.
by goatandsheep September 30, 2015
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The additional traffic congestion that inevitably results when a public works department decides to fix a traffic congestion problem by doing significant, lengthy roadwork in the affected area.
The intersection at the eastern terminus of State Road 520 in Redmond, WA, will be widened during 2007, resulting in a clusterfuck for at least the duration of that project.
by former technologist April 18, 2006
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Reminiscent of when 50 dicks try to get in one hole. Everything is so jammed and tangled up nothing can move in any direction.
I tried to make things better but was stuck in a huge clusterfuck.
by Marie May 21, 2003
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