cluck hound 

Pretty much, this is a person who instantly sees something they can use to further a cause, and does so, often in retaliation for a slight. This is usually done without thinking, because it is too much trouble for their animal instincts to process. To be literal, imagine a rooster automatically crowing when the sun comes up and combine that with the tracking ability of a hunting dog. There you have it.

Despite getting an incredibly chafing case of butthurt over Newt Gingrich being accused of adultery, cluck hound Rush Limbaugh gobbled 10 extra Vicodins last right before railing away about John Edwards' own infidelity.

cluck hound by bombcrater June 11, 2009

Honduran alarm clock 

is when you find your partner sleeping with his/her mouth open, so then you can take a shit in his/her mouth and then stick your penis in it and say good morning hun.

Sharon fell asleep during sex so i gave her a honduran alarm clock to start off her morning

Honduran alarm clock by jaijdfoiagjhaiosd June 28, 2010