clowniac
a maniacal social clown. the kind of person that would wear ed hardy and have a slight personality disorder.
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clownjack
Noun. General term for a person whose behavior falls on the spectrum between jackass and assclown, usable in settings where profanity might be inappropriate (kids/parents, workplace etc.)
Verb. The act of disrupting some otherwise useful or enjoyable activity by being a clownjack.
Also clownjackery (n.), clownjackerous (adj.), ownjackerously (adv.)
Verb. The act of disrupting some otherwise useful or enjoyable activity by being a clownjack.
Also clownjackery (n.), clownjackerous (adj.), ownjackerously (adv.)
"The movie was good, but some clownjack sitting behind me wouldn't stop talking."
"Bill totally clownjacked our staff meeting this morning."
"Bill totally clownjacked our staff meeting this morning."
clownjack by Anonymous_clownjack January 24, 2016
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Class Clownician
A person so experienced at being class clown that hopelessly unfunny students come to him for advice.
Bob: Dude wanna come to my house?
Jimmy: Nah I have an appointment with my class clownician.
Bob: How much is he asking?
Jimmy: It's 10 bucks an hour, but if you tell a good joke at the end of the session he'll only charge you five.
Bob: But you suck at telling jokes.
Jimmy: I know. For me he usually charges an additional fee.
Jimmy: Nah I have an appointment with my class clownician.
Bob: How much is he asking?
Jimmy: It's 10 bucks an hour, but if you tell a good joke at the end of the session he'll only charge you five.
Bob: But you suck at telling jokes.
Jimmy: I know. For me he usually charges an additional fee.
Class Clownician by aman13 September 30, 2010
clownfaced
When you are drunk to the point of acting like a clown, also when you are drunk your cheeks often turn red like a clown.
clownfaced by Matt Rumley December 22, 2008
Clownface
Clownface by Joey Sauce February 4, 2010
clownface
The act of emitting male ejaculate on a female's face, and then delivering a quick punch to her nose, causing a nosebleed.
Yeah, I finally gave her a clownface last night. She hadn't consented, so she was rather upset with me. The good news, however, is that now I only need to pull off the Dirty Sanchez.
clownface
See Strawberry cheesecake or Cherry danish but it is the same thing. The Pirate is another sexual act with which I was unfamiliar until I saw this website but I recommend reading up on it and by the way, practice DOES make perfect!!!
She deserved it. Give your girlfriend a clownface tonight!!!! She'll never call you a fucking slacker again!!