closet jerk
someone who is only pretending to be nice to you but secretly doesn't like you. May ignore you, never include you and diss you in private with their closet jerk friends.
closet jerk by Caaulolo September 16, 2020
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closet jerk
Polite and subtle rejection. Someone who is only pretending to be nice to you but secretly doesn't like you. May ignore you, never include you and diss you in private with their closet jerk friends.
closet jerk by Caaulolo September 16, 2020
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Closet Jerk
Someone who acts generous during their hours on a work shift. However, they don’t act very civil during their own time outside of their occupation.
“Wow! I noticed Kyle dosen’t seem nice most of the time. But, when he is a work. He behaves well, & is very friendly. He definitely is a “Closet Jerk”
Closet Jerk by Trippyness211 May 8, 2021
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