When two lesbians engage in the scissor formation while bumping uglies. Sound effects are comparable to clicking your tongue.
"Dude, the other night through my wall I could hear Betsy and Ha'Neesha clam clonking"
by clonker September 9, 2009
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Being extremely tired you could sleep right then and there. Usually heard from Australian youth.
"Today was so tiring, I could clonk out right now"

"Dude I'm so ready to clonk the fuck out"
"Same bro"
by cheaux May 6, 2014
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A popular Discord DJ That goes by the name of DJ Clonk, he's known to play the best tunes.
Yo! I've just met DJ Clonk! he's a great person and I love his music.
by Clonkyboi November 1, 2022
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A versatile word, can be used to describe something/ someone who has: stopped working, is dead, or fell asleep.
“God, the damn computer clonked out on me. I should’ve gotten the newer one.”
“I had to work all day today. I’m so tired I might clonk out.”
“Yeah, my uncle clonked out last week. Poor guy just couldn’t outrun those wild zebras.”
by Get Lego Eda’d August 12, 2021
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The past tense of "clonking out" (the state of being very tired or made tired); having fallen into deep sleep.
"Yo, bro! I 'clonked out ' last night!"

"Really?! That's intense!"

"Right?!"
by IolaDavis March 11, 2016
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what you can say on literally any occasion. the funniest sentence to exist. sometimes the bonk is emphasized like BONK or b o n k.
“dude i fucked your mom
well clink clonk rainy bonk i guess
by richiefricketyfrackingtozier October 21, 2019
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when youre lit af, drunk or high
yo im so clonked rn
by izzi801 December 13, 2020
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