Skip to main content
Dictionary
Dictionary
Store
Blog
World
Help
Advertise
Chat
System Status
Do Not Sell My Personal Information
Information Collection Notice
reCAPTCHA Privacy
Terms of Service
reCAPTCHA Terms
Privacy Policy
Accessibility
Report a Bug
Data Request
DMCA
© 1999–2026 Urban Dictionary ®
Words of the Day
Browse
Add a Definition
User Settings
Definitions by JDig
clonk
Share definition
Flag
Another word for or synonym for
the word
"bong". Meaning just kidding, or "NOT!". Also can be
used
in place of
PWN3D
during online gaming.
Wow
, I really
just
clonked the shit out of that pussy ass
n00b
cunt bitch dick.
clonk
by
JDig
April 25, 2008