clof 

a word that will always be unknown to you so just start smocking illegally

that boy clofed so hard he fell off the monkey bars and ate a hamburger.

clof by clofdatshmock February 15, 2017

cloff prunking 

A practice whereby one person frangilates another's plimp. He or she gratifies the other party by smucktating them avially.

Why don't you ram it up your pimhole, you fusking cloff prunking shoatbag.

cloff prunking by Messist January 20, 2011

cloff prunker 

1. Whereby one person frangilates another's slimp
2. He or she gratifies the other person by smuctating them avially

Why don't you ram it up your pim-hole, you fusking cloff prunker

cloff prunker by my cheese baby August 19, 2006

Clofuckis 

Catching Hepatitis while in the act of coitus inside of a clothing changing room. More common with white boys with a small penis and asian girls who thinks drinking orange juice prevents pregnancy. Hepatitis B is especially caught after you are cheating on your girlfriend.

Matheus Leao Moreira is a Clofuckis

Clofuckis by You'relonesomecowboyburt October 14, 2020

Clofakes 

Corn flakes

I just had clofakes for breakfast

Clofakes by Ideaaporampostis11tobradi May 5, 2020

cloffice 

noun: a former closet converted into office space

Chris: Didya hear Adam was promoted and moved out of the cubicle and into an office !

Al: Adam's got a cloffice...his boss converted the janitor's closet into an office.

cloffice by Goomba Al October 23, 2007

Cloffen

When you hear about something fake you’re cloffen; dead; shaking my head; crying; weak

All the rumors in school today got me cloffen.

Cloffen by LA88 September 26, 2017