clivorcée 

Cliche divorcé. Someone who is middle-aged and suffers a midlife crisis which results not only in divorce, but also typical divorce-induced behaviors (eg. getting a tattoo to commemorate their "new" era, picking up a musical instrument they always wanted to play, buying sports car)

My mom is such a clivorcée, she just got a tattoo of a bird and started learning the guitar.

clivorcée by Don Macaulay March 8, 2015

clitorcept

To prevent a female from scoring sexually.

Jane and Jill were trying to bump clams when their friend James came in the room. What a total clitorcept.

clitorcept by Jacquellen March 2, 2014

Clitoreetos 

The female eats cheetos and uses the cheese dust to rub her clitoritos, then her partner licks the dust off her.

Wanna come over for Netflix and clitoreetos?

Clitoreetos by Cerebral Flatulence March 23, 2025

Chivorce 

A child of divorce

"I'm a chivorce"

Chivorce by Tankinator September 10, 2025