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clive muffin 

1. A muffin prepared with bodily fluids (i.e. semen) in replacement of many of the wet ingredients in traditional muffins. The mixture is an alternative, high protein , low fat muffin that makes for a scrumptious treat.
2. A Man who has astatically pleasing figures, and is generously endowed. The term first originated in Southern Canada where these men were worshipped like gods.
1. I made a batch of Clive muffins this morning from ingredients saved from last night.
2. Marlen Brando was a clive muffin of his era.
clive muffin by M-Phresh January 2, 2008
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Clive Muffin 

1. A muffin prepared with bodily fluids (i.e. semen) in repacement of many of the wet ingredients in traditional muffins. The mixture is an alternative, high protien , low fat muffin that makes for a scrumtious treat.

2. A Man who has asteticly pleasing figures, and is generously endowed. The term first orgininated in ST.D where these men were worshipped like gods.
1. a) I made a batch of clive muffins this morning from ingredient saved from last night.
b) Clinton enjoyed a fresh batch of hs own clive muffins.

2. Mitch and Clint are a pair of clive muffins.
Clive Muffin by M-Phresh January 2, 2008

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.
Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.
trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017
Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

scabbage 

A scabbed area that is particularly crackly, flaky, or tempting.
Don't pick your scabbage!

Her scabbage from that motorcycle accident is really gross!

Mom! The scabbage from the scrape on my leg is bleeding!
scabbage by JoCobs March 2, 2010
Word of the Day on August 6, 2026