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clive barkering 

The art of throwing one's semen at rapid speed.
"After playing Cliver Barker's undying, I wanted to dabble in the skill that is; Clive Barkering."
clive barkering by drewkulele September 23, 2015

Clive Barkering 

Repeatedly grabbing your semen the moment you ejaculate and throwing it at someone/something.
I was Clive Barkering all over my hallway last night because I thought I could exorcise ghosts with my cum.
Clive Barkering by Creela September 22, 2015

Clive Barkering 

When you cum into your hand, and throw it into someone's face, a.k.a seagulling
"Dude, my friend and I stayed up all night Clive Barkering each other"
"That's gross, bro."
Clive Barkering by Batman43 September 22, 2015
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026