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clive barkering 

The art of throwing one's semen at rapid speed.
"After playing Cliver Barker's undying, I wanted to dabble in the skill that is; Clive Barkering."
clive barkering by drewkulele September 23, 2015

Clive Barkering 

Repeatedly grabbing your semen the moment you ejaculate and throwing it at someone/something.
I was Clive Barkering all over my hallway last night because I thought I could exorcise ghosts with my cum.
Clive Barkering by Creela September 22, 2015

Clive Barkering 

When you cum into your hand, and throw it into someone's face, a.k.a seagulling
"Dude, my friend and I stayed up all night Clive Barkering each other"
"That's gross, bro."
Clive Barkering by Batman43 September 22, 2015
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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