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cleveland's front line 

Phrase used to inconpicuously talk about a girl's breats, even if she (or her brother) are listening to you talk. Derived from cleavage. Works well since most people will think you are discussing the Cleveland Browns football team's offensive line.
Man, did you see cleveland's front line?

Clevelands front line is HUGE!

When clevelands front line walks into the room, it attracts alot of attention.
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It's colder in Cleveland 

An expression used as a replacement for "It could be worse".
Kenneth: God this day blows

Adrein: Well, it's colder in cleveland.
It's colder in Cleveland by Magna481 February 14, 2010

Cleveland Swirlie 

Taking a mean shit in the toilet right before giving someone a swirlie.
Lets give those nerds some cleveland swirlies.

Cleveland Steamstress 

A friend's mother that has a scat fetish.
Schwarz's mom LOVES getting that poo rubbed on her; she's a real Cleveland Steamstress!
Cleveland Steamstress by dafuzball February 19, 2015

Modified Cleveland Steamer 

1. The act of being unusually nice or pleasant to a person, as that person is simultaneously being dumped upon, blown off or otherwise snubbed.

2. An inappropriately apathetic or hostile response to a thoughtful or kind gesture.
Airline {In a warm, syrupy prerecorded voice}: Your flight from Reno to Chicago was due to depart in an hour. We took the liberty of canceling that flight just a few minutes ago. You needn't thank us now, but we made arrangements to complete your trip by rerouting you via Portland, Maine late tomorrow. It will add only a few hours in a crowded plane to your vacation!! And have a great day!!

Jim (to wife): "Crap. The airline just handed us a modified Cleveland Steamer."

Cleveland Sasquatch 

A classic Cleveland Steamer preformed by
someone with a horribly harry ass.
Ethel felt fur coat fancy after George
gave her a steaming hot
Cleveland Sasquatch.

Cleveland Streamer 

To titty fuck a girl while having a dirty butthole and leaving a brown streak similar to what you would find in your tighty whities.
After the carnival, I took her back to my place and left her with a Cleveland Streamer