cleaveland brown

a person of either sex with a great body and ugly face
symbolized by the cleave brown's nice uniforms and ugly helmets

guy 1:she is a cleaveland brown
guy 2: huh?
guy 1: nice uniform...ugly helmet

by King of Mikes March 10, 2006

cleaveland soup

(V) The act of pooping on someone's chest while having diarrhea.

I was going to drop a cleaveland steamer on her, but since I had diarrhea she got some cleaveland soup instead.

by Gillywiz May 8, 2016

Cleaveland Steamroller

The act of shitting on your partners chest, covering it with seran wrap, sitting on it smearing it all over his/her body without getting it on yourself.

Jon: Hey, whats a cleaveland steamroller?
Lyndon: Oh, about thirty bucks down town.

by Jamie Chennells September 17, 2008

pulling a cleaveland

Using every device possible that can connect to the internet to look at porn, expecialy if its your friends!

Jake: Dude where is my ipod touch?
Kyle: i think ryan is in the bathroom pulling a cleaveland

by Truckle is the man September 2, 2009

cleaveland shitface

the art of getting 100 of ur mates to line up infront of ur girlfriend then each one taking a steaming shit on her head.

d00d i gave my girlfriend the cleaveland shitface the other day

by gegewwefwef October 21, 2007

cleaveland stomper

the act of deficating on someone (preferably a hobo) then stomping the shit and running away.

Oh man , Jerry today i gave a hobo the best cleaveland stomper, shit went everywhere.

Hey Tom we should go cleaveland stomping.
Yea thats a good idea.

by THE CLEAVELAND STOMPE December 18, 2009

Cleaveland Steamer

Is where one person defecates on another persons chest, then sits down and rocks back and forth, like a steam roller.

"Things were getting hot and heavy in the Japanese fetish parlour, one of the masseuses gave Kow Chung an extra dirty Cleaveland Steamer."

by Dragons_Prayer May 1, 2014