What happens after having unprotected anal
intercourse with a man with a tiny penis. The
ejaculate doesn't get past the Anus Hotel lobby (so to speak) and coagulates very close to the one and only exit; occasionally causing a bloated feeling or
general lower GI discomfort.
After they found him half naked with his scout
master in the
closet, he ran to that restroom so
fast you just knew he was clenching chowder.