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CLD / Compulsive Link-click Disorder is an illness causing the patient to automaticly click links when they pop up in emails or IM clients without thinking. This illness can result in massive eyeburning from watching horrible links sent by friends or others. Also a common issue for these patients are that these individuals easily get infected by viruses spread with links from IM networks and e-mail.
Man I got a bad case of CLD. Johnny sent me that awful link yesterday and I clicked it without thinking about it and got my eyes burned out.
CLD by Gromit83 March 13, 2008
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After a long day at work I came home and had a CLD.
CLD by ykfs March 28, 2009
CLD (compulsive looting disorder) When you can't stop taking loot in a video game
This CLD is killing me
CLD by ssenmodnar April 30, 2020
a chinky-little-dicked-bastard.
a generally disliked person of asian descent with a small penis and unknown father. there is a good chance that the mother of said CLDB, is a paid whore that will 'love you long time'
AmazingAsian was an ugly CLDB motherfucker. Always willing to pull some real chinky ass shit when no one was expecting it. Little dicked bastard.
CLDB by A_A April 17, 2008
Criminal Lives Don't Matter. A response to the rise of BLM that sees violent criminals dying during arrest as a net positive as they can no longer commit those acts of crime. It also rejects the notion that such criminals are wrongly targeted, instead that they are largely responsible for what becomes of them.
George Floyd got himself killed, but it doesn't matter now given how CLDM.
CLDM by Six/Fifty November 29, 2020
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