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Breaks every girls' hearts and then glues them back together with gorilla glue only to break it again because it turns out he has heterosexual feelings for a fellow male.

Frequently plays the guitar and tries to appear as masculine as possible in order to deceive the female species.
I don't think you should date him, he looks like the type of guy to pull a clavienne on you
clavienne by NewYorkRoast July 23, 2021
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Clavienne is a species of mamal from the gaylord group. Despite its short stature claviennes love to sing, its music has often been described as " cringeworthy" and " death-inducing" nevertheless claviennes sing for up to 12 hours a day in hopes of finding a mate. Finding a mate can take up to 34 years for the clavienne as it often has terrible taste in women.
(Claviennes' score once and then never again)

They are often found in the wetlands of gayland, philadelphia.

If u spot a clavienne in the wild, make sure to smash its guitar/ lute/banjo as they are known to use it violently when threatened.
Look harry! A wild clavienne! Lets smash its guitar.

I have only ever once seen a bignosed clavienne in the wild, I almost died listening to its requiem
Clavienne by NewYorkRoast October 4, 2022
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clavenea 

clavenea is a fragile person, she's one of a kind. beautiful and cute, she likes to tell her story even if u are stranger. she forgive u, she doesn't have pride.
clavenea is so kind she forgive me so fast
clavenea by shanoxx June 9, 2021

Chaienne 

Chayenne is the coolest girl you will ever meet. She is very insecure but funny, intelligent probably in love with Music and she will never fail to make your day. She is the best friend someone could ever wish for. Chayenne has curly hair and brown shiny eyes. She loves Starbucks and chocolate chip cookies and oh yeah, she is awesome.
Person: Hey Chayenne! What is the definition of intelligent?

Chayenne: Me, duh.
Chaienne is a wonderful woman end she is gorgeous.
Chaienne by Enuez June 18, 2018

clavender 

The plant that grows if you shove lavender up a cat’s anus, dig a hole and put the cat in it. After 3 to 4 months a beautiful tree will grow, sprouting purple cats that smell like lavender and taste like cat shit. Although they do taste nice in a pie.
“Hey you should see the banging Clavender tree I planted in my garden earlier this year”
clavender by Snufflemuff May 20, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026