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clavienne

Breaks every girls' hearts and then glues them back together with gorilla glue only to break it again because it turns out he has heterosexual feelings for a fellow male.

Frequently plays the guitar and tries to appear as masculine as possible in order to deceive the female species.
I don't think you should date him, he looks like the type of guy to pull a clavienne on you
by NewYorkRoast July 23, 2021
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Clavienne

Clavienne is a species of mamal from the gaylord group. Despite its short stature claviennes love to sing, its music has often been described as " cringeworthy" and " death-inducing" nevertheless claviennes sing for up to 12 hours a day in hopes of finding a mate. Finding a mate can take up to 34 years for the clavienne as it often has terrible taste in women.
(Claviennes' score once and then never again)

They are often found in the wetlands of gayland, philadelphia.

If u spot a clavienne in the wild, make sure to smash its guitar/ lute/banjo as they are known to use it violently when threatened.
Look harry! A wild clavienne! Lets smash its guitar.

I have only ever once seen a bignosed clavienne in the wild, I almost died listening to its requiem
by NewYorkRoast October 4, 2022
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clavenea

clavenea is a fragile person, she's one of a kind. beautiful and cute, she likes to tell her story even if u are stranger. she forgive u, she doesn't have pride.
clavenea is so kind she forgive me so fast
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Chaienne

Chayenne is the coolest girl you will ever meet. She is very insecure but funny, intelligent probably in love with Music and she will never fail to make your day. She is the best friend someone could ever wish for. Chayenne has curly hair and brown shiny eyes. She loves Starbucks and chocolate chip cookies and oh yeah, she is awesome.
Person: Hey Chayenne! What is the definition of intelligent?

Chayenne: Me, duh.
Chaienne is a wonderful woman end she is gorgeous.
by Enuez June 18, 2018
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clavender

The plant that grows if you shove lavender up a cat’s anus, dig a hole and put the cat in it. After 3 to 4 months a beautiful tree will grow, sprouting purple cats that smell like lavender and taste like cat shit. Although they do taste nice in a pie.
“Hey you should see the banging Clavender tree I planted in my garden earlier this year”
by Snufflemuff May 20, 2018
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