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Clam hat
Clam hat by some guy someplace August 28, 2005
clam-hat
clam-hat by janet and tom October 7, 2003
Serbian Clam Hat
Where a curly-red-haired midget or midget-like person sticks his curly red hair into a woman's vagina.
Girl 1: (walking in on Girl 2) I didn't know you had a curly red bush.
Girl 2: I don't, this midget is wearing my Serbian Clam Hat.
Girl 2: I don't, this midget is wearing my Serbian Clam Hat.
Serbian Clam Hat by Study Fives June 11, 2010
clam hater
clam hater by nick shuey May 13, 2005
clamhat
1. an individual who has a unibrow and a well defined forehead.
2. a nickname for truman hs debaters including, but not limited to, one nicknamed 'object'
3. another name for a loose vagina
2. a nickname for truman hs debaters including, but not limited to, one nicknamed 'object'
3. another name for a loose vagina
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