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Clam Hat 

A female version of the teabag. Thus, putting the vagina on the face of someone sleeping or passed out.
After Jeff passed out on the couch, none of the guys were ballsy enough to give him a teabag, so Sherri manned up and gave him a clam hat.
Clam Hat by SteveEH May 15, 2007

Clam hat 

What the letter C is for as said by bunny from retarded animal babies
C is for Clam Hat ~bunny from retarded animal babies
Clam hat by some guy someplace August 28, 2005
Her clam-hat is red and swollen
clam-hat by janet and tom October 7, 2003

Serbian Clam Hat

Where a curly-red-haired midget or midget-like person sticks his curly red hair into a woman's vagina.
Girl 1: (walking in on Girl 2) I didn't know you had a curly red bush.

Girl 2: I don't, this midget is wearing my Serbian Clam Hat.
Serbian Clam Hat by Study Fives June 11, 2010

clam hater 

1) one who has a dislike for clams.
2) a fag, homo, or anyone who prefers guys instead of woman.
1) i dont tuna and im also a calm hater
2) oh my god that guy just turned down pussy"CLAM HATER"
clam hater by nick shuey May 13, 2005
1. an individual who has a unibrow and a well defined forehead.
2. a nickname for truman hs debaters including, but not limited to, one nicknamed 'object'
3. another name for a loose vagina
1. "Geraldo Rivera has a clamhat that makes Sadaam Hussein jealous"
2. "What the hell? Damn, she is so loose, everytime she walks its like her clamhat is giving her a standing ovation"
clamhat by twh2025 September 6, 2005
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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