Clam Boner 

Figure of speech, meaning something is so awesome it could cause a vagina to have an "erection" (so to speak).

That fendi bag is so amazing its giving me a clam boner!!!!

I got a raging clam boner when I saw Bebe was having a huge sale!

Clam Boner by RaRa Rocket December 28, 2010

clam boner 

A clitoral erection and the heightened horniness of a female after the consumption of two or more alcoholic drinks.

I'm getting tipsy, I feel a clam boner comin' on!

clam boner by The Great Applebottom December 25, 2008

clam boner 

A clitoral erection and the heightened horniness of a female after the consumption of two or more alcoholic drinks.

I'm getting tipsy, I feel a clam boner comin' on!

clam boner by The Great Applebottom December 26, 2008

claboner 

when a male student is sitting in class when suddenly he gets a boner and he is called up to the board by the teacher.

John looks at Anna and suddenly recived a boner and Mrs. nandez calls john up to the board

Mrs. Nandez: John, cum do #4 please

John: Oh fuck, i got myself a big old claboner

claboner by MikeManZor October 20, 2009

Clambone

Humming a tune while giving a female oral.

She freaked out when I clamboned 'revelry'

Clambone by osbornexink June 19, 2013

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020