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Cioccolata 

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Cioccolata is the evil, green haired, stinky sadist who has some disabled kid for a pet. Also why does some horny ass motherfuckers wanna get some of his moldy ass smegma? Like god, get some help.
P1: Man, why there so many Cioccolata fuckers out here?
P2: I don’t know, but please make it stop.
P1: I'm sorry but I don’t think we can stop i now.
Cioccolata by Degenerate Fuck February 1, 2020
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Cioccolata 

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Cioccolata is hot
Dude Whos That hot dude?

Thats cioccolatax
Cioccolata by pisstea#3764 on discord September 20, 2021

Cioccolata 

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Antagonist featured in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure - Golden Wind. He was a sadistic surgeon who liked to psychologically torture old people, driving them to suicide.
Cioccolata: Did you get the footage, Secco?
Cioccolata by Jojofag_ October 13, 2019

cioccolata 

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who's cioccolata?

oh he's the hottest character in jojo's!

Cioccolata Beatdown

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A scene from the "Betray The Boss" story arc in JoJo's Bizzare Adventure: Golden Wind where the main character Giorno Giovanna thoroughly beats the absolute shit out of the villain Cioccolata with his stand Golden Experience. With the MUDA's lasting a whole 7 pages of script, it is the most well-known beatdown in JJBA GW.
Cioccolata: Says some bad stuff
Giorno: >:((((
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA

Giorno: Yeets Cioccolata into a garbage truck, which convienently squishes Cioccolata to a pulp.

Thus, the Cioccolata Beatdown.
Cioccolata Beatdown by nice rigger December 3, 2020

Cioccolata Piss 

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Someone who is unbelievably horny for Cioccolata from Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure. Possibly the biggest Cioccolata fan out there. Head empty, only Cioccolata NSFW. Also a bottom.
‘Jesus i don’t know how you like cioccolata that much’ ‘idk dude i’m just Cioccolata Piss

Strata Chocolata 

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That wonderful space between the bottom of the vagina and the bottom of the anus on a woman and that terrible place between the bottom of the scrotum and the bottom of the anus on a man.
Guy A: So, did you and Lisa finally hook up last night? Looked real promising.

Guy B: Um...well, yeah....you could say that!

Guy A: Wow, so what happened!?

Guy B: She was a total freak dude. I was munching on her box and all of a sudden she pushed my head down further and begged me to nibble on her Strata Chocolata. It was like a Godiva bon-bon.

Guy A: No way! I gotta find a woman like Lisa!
Strata Chocolata by oMogwai August 13, 2010
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
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SkyPesos 

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Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
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