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Church Job

Church Job - n. - refers to a blow job performed in close proximity to a church or chapel. To become a true "cj" (church job for short), the person receiving the blow job must be in a relationship with a different male or female than that who is performing the act of oral sex. You get bonus props for getting a "cj" if your cheating on a Korean girl, who is nicer and more innocent than anyone you can imagine.
Damn man, I can't believe you got another church job tonight, thats dope!
Church Job by Super Sq October 6, 2009
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Church Job

The act of performing for a church or in a church. Usually signing or playing an instrument. The act does not need to be sexual but it is significantly more honorable if it is.
Matt Hill: "I got paid 200 dollars for a church job last Sunday"
Jason: "No way that's sexy!"
Church Job by Experience4life1 March 23, 2010

church job

guy1: dood i just got a bj
guy2: whered u get it
guy1: at church
guy2: sweet so you got a church job
Guy1: yep
church job by jobman May 17, 2007
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026