When you drop a turd with the precise mass, shape and density at the just perfect speed, that lands in the water at the precise angle to send a large splash of toilet water straight back at your brown eye.
Pete: (from inside the bathroom) Awwwwww goddammit!!!!
Craig: (from outside the bathroom) Everything ok in there?
Pete: No, I just got a chunky bidet!
Craig: (from outside the bathroom) Everything ok in there?
Pete: No, I just got a chunky bidet!
by flyfishdude June 15, 2011
Another term for the female vagina. Sometimes referred to as a vagina that smells bad, and is important to avoid.
"Stick it in my chunky shrimp."
by Jimsy of Bedford November 14, 2007
A girl called Maria who is often a little bolita and is very cute
She usually has her hair blonde but it depends
She usually has her hair blonde but it depends
by WokeOne909 March 20, 2021
Chunky Nachos is when you get a bag of extra crunchy tortilla chips, then you go watch adult themed media (PORN) for an hour, then you cum into a jar, then you get mustard and yellow food coloring and you warm up the chips for 69 seconds, then, you mix mustard yellow food coloring and the cum together, stir until completion, lastly when the chips are done, you put the creamy yellow mustard mix into the chips, then you send them to starving kids in africa because you realize you have no life/soul.
by Cuntcrusader69 June 13, 2015
by MeatSluggg March 26, 2008
A sex act involving two lesbians in which the first pukes into the second's vagina. After the puking, scissoring commences in the puke.
by ihearttravis October 16, 2010
by Triple J productions December 14, 2016