Similar to the blow job, the Bulgarian Chunk Job involves a girl giving oral sex but with a surprise ending. There are variations on the details but the punch line is she vomits the semen back up on your dick. This is not to say she spits it out, she must actually throw up. This can be initiated by poking her tonsil with your dick or having really really nasty semen etc. This is not made up. I know someone who had this happen to him.
Johns dick was so long it made that girl's bj turn into a bulgarian chunk job!
When a girl gives a guy a blow job and the guy thrusts his dick deep into the girls throat and hits her uvula and she starts to puke, but she keeps blowing the guy while shes puking all over his dick.
Guy 1: Dude i smell puke! Where is that smell coming from?
Guy 2: Oh it from me, my girlfriend gave me a chunky blow job earlier and it kinda got all over my pants too.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.