chubware

1. technology that is not quite hardware and not quite software, but somewhere in between

2. a combination of software and hardware

Young businessperson: We should upgrade our systems not just with new hardware - I'm proposing a chubware solution for our company.

Old Businessperson: How hard will this proposed change be?

Young businessperson: Semi-hard

by iancharcoal January 3, 2012

ChubWard

A awkward chubby

When your hot bartender coworker steps up behind you and wipes her hands off on your bar rag... simultaneously dry humps you from behind in a attempt to make you laugh. You do, but also get a semi... you tell her to try to get a laugh in return but shit just gets awkward! You're left with a ChubWard and a creeped out coworker. Expect a friendly chat from the corporate human resources department in the morning!

by ShubaDuba January 16, 2015