chubware

1. technology that is not quite hardware and not quite software, but somewhere in between

2. a combination of software and hardware

Young businessperson: We should upgrade our systems not just with new hardware - I'm proposing a chubware solution for our company.

Old Businessperson: How hard will this proposed change be?

Young businessperson: Semi-hard

chubware by iancharcoal January 3, 2012

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ChubWard

A awkward chubby

When your hot bartender coworker steps up behind you and wipes her hands off on your bar rag... simultaneously dry humps you from behind in a attempt to make you laugh. You do, but also get a semi... you tell her to try to get a laugh in return but shit just gets awkward! You're left with a ChubWard and a creeped out coworker. Expect a friendly chat from the corporate human resources department in the morning!

ChubWard by ShubaDuba January 16, 2015

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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