Chronicles of Narnia

1.)A codename used to describe smoking some chronic.
2.)A really shitty movie thats plot is shit wrapped up in a bunch of bloody tampons

*In front of parents*
Paul- "Hey David do you want to go watch Chronicles of Narnia with me?"
David- "Mom can I, can I please?"
Mom- "Sure, chronicles of narnia is good shit"

Chronicles of Narnia by John Brennecke May 1, 2006

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The Chronicles of Narnia

The act of getting high from marajuanna use. The Lion is a synonym for marajuanna and when you get high, you "arrive" in narnia.

Tom: Hey, wanna do the chronicles of narnia
Jim: Sure, I have the lion with me

The Chronicles of Narnia by B.J.I March 30, 2009

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Chronicles of Nearnia

An exaggerated tale of a short or nearby trip/journey.

John: So I drove to the grocer to get some milk and on the way there was this MASSIVE 20-car pile up, then a 7-eleven drive-by robbery, then I tried to run the robber down, then I saw Spiderman, then-..

Tom: Spare me your Chronicles of Nearnia and give me the milk.

Chronicles of Nearnia by onceuponajosh October 24, 2008

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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