christian dick 

Christian dick is just Christian's dick it is very large Christian is black he has a girlfriend that's loves it her name is maison she trys to touch it and to perform oral sex on it sometimes Christian dick is almost 7 inches long maison loves that she thinks it mediam Christian is 12

Is that a remote in your pants
No it's just Christian dick

christian dick by CHRISTIAN LARGE DICK June 16, 2017

Christian Dickless 

A small child who seems fiesty and strong but is really just putting it on. He actually has a chode.

Rob: Gimme your lunch money cock sucker!
Bob: Piss off Rob! I'm tired of you! Your just a Christian Dickless!

Christian Dickless by Dujem Tingler January 10, 2017

Christian dickpic 

Demanding that a top is actually a bottom and trying to force them to be a bottom

Dude I got with this girl and she tried to pull a Christian dickpic on me

Christian dickpic by Bussieblasta December 5, 2021