An intellectual-bad ass that goes to a trade school that is a redneck school, but still has a little city in him. he spends his winters snowmobiling and his summers playing baseball and bmxing
A beautiful girl that does not give a fuck anyone else's feeling. She gets emotionally attached to strange men. She is always happy. Evey guy loves a chrisiestina. Chrisiestina is the life of the party. Chrisiestina is like a big stuffed teddy bear. You'll never see chrisiestina sad or down because she does not give a shit about life.
ChristEst someone who simps and bamboozles his friends into saying inappropriate things. His alternate ego was Mommy Harambe before being changed into ChrisEst.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.