Chris Webby 

A lyrical genius, one of the best white rappers in the game.. Even though he is unsigned, he's getting himself out there and his buzz is only starting to get bigger. His fans are known as ninjas and he cares about them a lot. He's been rapping since 6th grade, 21 years old now. His flows are crazy and his voice is raspy. I know every fan says this about their favorite rapper, but Webby.. He's not like every other rapper, yeah in some songs he raps about sex,drugs, and alcohol. But most of his songs are about his struggle and his life. Serious shit.

Guy#1: " Yo, did you go to that Chris Webby concert this weekend?"
Guy#2: "Na, was it fun?"
Guy#1: "HELL YEAH, he sang "la,la,la" and signed mad dollar bills."

Chris Webby by webby fan July 7, 2011

Chris Webby 

An extremly ill yet extremly white rapper who raps about the following :

Sex
Weed
Sex
Pot
Getting Drunk
sex
ganja
marry jane
hydro
himself
How "nice" he is
sex
chronic
intercorse
Canibis
Conneticut
more sex and weed
and 1 song about a crazy girlfreind who gave great sex.

guy # 1 "yo you know dat extremly ill rapper chris webby"

Guy # 2 "no never herd of him, he must not be sighned"

Guy # 1 "he isnt, he only raps about sex and weed'

Guy # 2 " sounds like every white boy from CT must have them on their ipods!"

Chris Webby by Boarderlinechriswebbyfan1 June 23, 2010

Chris Webby 

Everything Tom Macdonald wants to be, a white rapper with a unique look who has good political takes.

"Bro rap is pretty good, there's this one rapper I like who has some good political takes."

"Tom Macdonald"

"Oh hell no, I'm talking about Chris Webby

Chris Webby by RandomRubbishRick November 19, 2022

chris webby 

He's a kid who went to Hofstra and rapped for everybody at Dizzy Lizard's. It was funny back then, and hey, give the kid credit for success, but he's going to turn 30 and realize... what the hell am I doing with my life.

Me Yo man... remember when we got penny beers at Dizzy's and Chris Webby rapped for us.

You Yeah that was hilarious. No one took it seriously, but now he's kind of a big deal.

Me I know... my sister who's in middle school asked me if I knew him.

chris webby by Kid's a joke October 16, 2012

Chris Webber 

n. Choker.

Ex.1--In 1993, while playing for Michigan, sophomore forward Chris Webber called timeout in the Men's NCAA Division I Championship game down by two points with 11 seconds left in the second half. This resulted in the team being charged with a technical foul because it didn't have any timeouts remaining.

Ex.2--In the 2002 NBA Western Conference Championship Game 7, Webber went 3 for 10 for field goals in the fourth quarter and overtime, resulting in a loss of series.

Ex.3--In the 2003 NBA Western Conference Semifinals, Webber fell down untouched while running with the ball to the basket. The result was a season-ending knee injury.

Ex.4--In 2007, the Philadelphia 76ers gave Webber a $25 million buyout of contract after two years of play. In other words, they paid him NOT to play for them.

see also: "over paid," "over rated,"

Chris Webber does not have a championship ring.

Chris Webber will not be on the cover of Wheaties (i.e. "Breakfast of Champions")

Chris Webber is the Dan Marino of the NBA, except without all the records and Hall of Fame status, or having played for the same team his entire career.

Chris Webber by Shareeb4Prez October 1, 2008