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Chris Rocked 

Verb

1. To be hit incredibly hard

2. To face the consequences of running your mouth
“He got real disrespectful so he got his shit Chris Rocked

Chris Rocked 

Getting slapped on network TV by Will Smith
Greg: Damn, Will Smif chris rocked chris rock
James: DF, was that Venus' nipple
Greg: Holy shxt!!
Chris Rocked by nbandyz March 27, 2022

Chris Rocked 

An unforeseen show-stopping bitch slap delivered by one party (the slapper) to the other (the slappee). Not limited to bitches, largely due to originating by one male to another.

Origin:
In the middle of a LIVE BROADCASTED award show in March of 2022, Chris Rock, famously portraying himself as a Zebra (named Marty) in the animated series Madagascar, make a joke not being favorable with the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air himself, Will Smith’s.

This comment was made in reference to Will Smith’s Wife (She Who Shall Not Be Named).

Suddenly The #6 most famous TikTok star, Will Smith was sided and went BIG MAD Alpha Chad and Chris Rocked Chris Rock on stage.

Following this moment Chris Rock was trending on the dumpster fire known as Twitter (or Twat*), understandably in response to this moment no one had on their 2022 BINGO CARDS. The internet debate went on to choose sides of who is in the right and/or in the wrong.

Even with the probability of the opinions of either side being disregarded, it resigns in parallel to the viral Laurel vs Yanny or Blue/Black Dress vs White/Gold dress internet debates.

*This week at Twitter (or Twat) is a very well created series done weekly by Youtuber Omegon. You’re welcome.
Bro#1: This boy is about to get Chris Rocked if he doesn’t keep my girl’s name out of his mouth.

Bro#2: How Unlucky.
Chris Rocked by Mz. Blackbird March 28, 2022

Chris rocked 

Slapping the shit out of a person, getting slapped
Raymond was being illogical and annoying so his friend chris rocked his world
Chris rocked by Basic acid April 6, 2022

Chris Rocked 

Short for “Getting slapped by Will Smith
You just got Chris Rocked!
Chris Rocked by OpKingDimond March 30, 2022

chris rocked 

when you get slapped so hard that you are stunted usually after making a j.i. jane joke
you got chris rocked my guy